Oh, Lisbeth. Or should I call you “Wasp”? Or maybe, “Girl with a Bunch of Weird Tattoos”? Whatever. We’re agreed on one thing, you’re pretty much a badass. But would you survive even one round in the Thunderdome with Uzette Platypus, girl with a hundred skin lesions? Sure, you have a photographic memory and some computer skillz. But Uzette helped Al Gore invent the internet, and when she’s been drinking, she can recite War and Peace from memory in any of six different languages while juggling pie plates and standing on one foot. You've ridden on a motorcycle, right? That’s cool. Uzette climbs a ladder to get behind the wheel of her 12,000 pound monster truck, which she affectionately calls: The Squisher. You’re saddled with a lesbian lover and the undivided attention of every male character in your 3 book series. Uzette doesn’t attract anyone. You know, because of the skin lesions. Sorry, game over.
Uzette Platypus: 3 Lisbeth Salander: 0
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