Highly Effective Person VS. Mostly High Bob

Oh, fabled Highly Effective Person.  You’ve got seven habits and every last one of them makes me want to puke.  That’s why I’d like to see what happens when I put you in the ring with Mostly High Bob. 

Ding:  You’re all, if you don’t understand the principles you’re living your life according to, how can you possibly prioritize what makes it into your hourly-breakdown-timer?    Mostly High Bob knows principles are for pussies, but he still has a few.   Like, when he sells his neighbor a dime bag, he gives it to him at cost.  He doesn’t really need the cash, anyway, what with his mom working overtime every weekend to support him. 

Ding:  You try to force everyone onto your win-win bandwagon with your peppy double-talk, but we all know how well that worked out for Charlie Sheen.  Mostly High Bob accepts that he’s a loser.  He thinks it’s pretty funny when his sometimes girlfriend says stuff like: “Grown men drive cars, not BMX bikes” or “Why don’t you get your GED already so I don’t have to listen to you talk about it anymore?”

Ding:  You spout words like “synergy” and “inspiration” with a straight face.  Mostly High Bob says things like “Dude, I’ve got the munchies,” and that’s keeping it real.  

Ding:  You’re all, come on everybody, let’s work together to make the world a better place!   Mostly High Bob accepts the world as it is.  Pot will never be legalized in his lifetime.  And he’s okay with that.  That’s what California’s for.

Mostly High Bob:  doesn’t care   


Highly Effective Person:  not winning

Game Over